You know what? Skip the Blood Moon Eclipse this weekend. Seriously, It's Fine. Witches, brace yourselves: this weekend the cosmos is once again staging an extravaganza!   A Blood Moon! An eclipse! Probably six planets doing irish step dancing in retrograde!   Somewhere, an astrologer is hyperventilating into a chalice as we speak (you know who you are... and we still love you).   And you know what that means: a tidal wave of posts telling you this is the Most Important Night